Who would you like to see as the face of January 2026?
- Calvie (48%, 515 Votes)
- Schnitzel (47%, 501 Votes)
- Oscar (4%, 46 Votes)
- Lilly & Billy (1%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,069
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Meet our January pets…
Oscar
Who are you going to call for a CAT (Competition Appeal Tribunal) case? Why Oscar, of course. Demolishing legal arguments with a flick of his ear, this cool cat is in his element.
Lilly & Billy
Two legal minds, working as one, this perfectly practised pair is practically undefeated. Firm, fair, and ferociously pursuasive, you can’t do better than Lilly and Billy.
Schnitzel
Schnitzel knows sentencing law like the back of his paw. In fact, he wrote the book on it. When it comes to pleas in mitigation, his bark is far more eloquent (and effective) than any bite.
Calvie
Meet Calvie, the Scottish LawPaw Librarian. Always ready to handle any enquiries that may come up, he would like to refer you to an important precedent on dogs entering gardens. The answer is: good boys allowed. Damages are paid in sausages.
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